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21 January 2008

Dah-dun, dah-dun, dah-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun

I’ve been in Tonga a whole 24 hours now, and I’ve had enough experiences to warrant writing this in case whatever happens today overwhelms my memory (Dennis you must know what I mean). Upon arrival, all my concerns about getting a Visitor’s VISA were waved off. The people at the airport couldn’t stamp my passport fast enough as the lineup of passengers grew. Later in the day, the head of education (ah yes, it’s a small country indeed when you sit down to have a chat with the head of education while someone look to see if you can be housed in the Bishop’s guest quarters) would wave off my concerns over getting a Work VISA in the one month before my Visitor’s VISA expired by saying “it will be six months before they even realize you are still in the country.” Meeting my ride at the airport, I was told that (through a series of events) a place for me to live had not yet been found. In what appeared to be a nice tour of the island, my escort killed hours while his people searched. Eventually arriving downtown, I saw some nice beaches and asked where the best place to swim was. the Father who was driving me knew of some better beaches, but said that these were pretty good. Now those of you who know my deepest, darkest fear know that it is sharks. The ocean’s greatest predator, sharks had scared me silly in my childhood without me even having seen JAWS (thanks a lot, Discovery Channel). So sharks were on my mind now, as I gazed at the sandy shores. Father seemed to pick up my thoughts and added, “there is no danger of sharks here,” alleviating them for a moment before adding, “that is, until the odd one wanders in.” “In search of elusive white meat?” I suggested, causing him to laugh out loud for several minutes that ended in a “yes.” Fortunately the Bishop didn’t need all the rooms in his guesthouse, and I’m still there now. It lacks a proper kitchen and is fairly far from the school, but I don’t teach until the 28th of Jan and was assured they’d find me something good by the end of the week (I’m writing this on Thursday the 17th). In the meantime, I’ve learned a few things about Tonga. For instance, this is “hurricane season.” I assumed that meant that, occasionally, a hurricane would swing by. But instead, it seems Tonga is trapped in a perpetual “mini-hurricane,” as the weather changes no less that ten times a day from sunny to windy to cloudy to rainy and back to sunny. I hardly saw the sun for more that an hour in my first day here, so I didn’t bother with the nuances of sunscreen and sunglasses. Sure I’ve heard that “the sun still shines through the clouds,” but I knew of no Canadian who put on sunscreen to take a walk in our perpetual winter “greyness.” Many hours later, as my eyes began to burn, I looked at myself in the mirror only to find a beet with eyes staring back. I had also given myself a nice trucker’s tan hanging one arm out the window of Father's truck all day. This morning I was determined not to repeat the mistake. So if you’re looking for me in Tonga, you can probably find me as “the guy who gets laughed at for wearing sunglasses when it’s cloudy,” as was my fate when I ventured outside. Well that’s more that enough typing for day one,

10 comments:

  1. Hey Dan!

    Got your e-mail. I'm glad to hear that you arrived in Tonga safely. That's hilarious about the tanning :D.

    It's a balmy -13C here in Urbana with bright sunshine. Tornado season passed a while ago ;).

    C

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  2. Hey Dan,

    I just got the email now - when I was watching Earth: Above & Beyond, so I decided to stop and read about the joys of Tonga. One armed tan - oh you crazy fool!

    Don't worry about the sharks, you need to worry about the sea snakes. Those guys swim really fast, are hard to spot and poisonous as brown beans day at the Star Trek convention. Have fun!

    I hope you get your internet connection soon, so with island time maybe I'll talk to you in December?

    Oh, and gool duck trying to meet the king.

    - Andre

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  3. Hey Dan!

    So you're KINDA settled in, then, heh heh. At least things are getting started for ya.

    Lack of internet is a pain, but just keep this blog updated as best you can and we'll keep reading!

    See ya later!

    Jay

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  4. Daaan!
    Unlike the rest of these people, I didn't get your email, since my email server immediately latched on to the fact that it was coming from a made up country and labeled it spam.

    In any case, it rocks that your made it ok. Sounds like its going to be an adventure.

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  5. Hello nephew.. -22 with the windchill today.. what fun. It is noce to read your adventures and think that maybe someday I will see some of the places you have been for myself. I read an artical this week that had amazing pictures, it was titled "Humpback whales in the warm Tongan waters" it made no mention of sharks. I will be waiting patiently for more "Dan the man" installments

    Wanda

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  6. Glad to hear you made it safe and sound. Dan (the old) and I look forward to the next installment of your adventure.
    Gail

    P.S. Practice swimming really fast...or pretending your a jelly fish....oh wait,that may just be an internet fallacy that sharks don't eat jelly fish - better go with the speed thing.

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  7. i just finished watching planet earth:deep sea. as well as a shark special on discovery (damn you discovery) and i to am deathly afraid of sharks. but after watching a shark special and then watching what else is creeping in the ocean, id say you have far worse things to worry about then sharks. theres electric fish and this weird spidery thing that shoots poison barbs like something out of half life.

    so inconclusion bear attacks are nothing to mess around with. good luck in tonga dan. live long and prosper or some other crappy star trek qoute. HAN SOLO FOREVER

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  8. Danny Boy, keep it as real as possible over there. You're sorely missed here big guy. Me and G-Ball are some what lost without some else to nerd out with. Is the term 'nerd out' still cool? Anyway, let me know how the surf is there and keep that body in tip-top shape. PEACE!

    -Fleming

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  9. Hey Dan the Man!

    Glad you made it, and quite the adventure so far. I can TOTALLY relate to your fear of sahrks. Since coming north, I have discovered a 'bear phobia' that I didn't know I had. I look forward to keeping track of your adventures by blog....what a great idea!

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  10. Hey Dan,
    We are willing to send a care package to our favorite Tonga resident. LMK what you need (food, pens, Canada souvenirs, sunscreen, other items).
    Hope all is well and you are enjoying your time there.
    Cheers
    Gail and Dan

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